"Welcome to My Swamp." These were the words whispered in my ears at the exact moment I met Shrek. Long has my love and devotion toiled under the burning sun of Shrek's watchful eye. But it has all been worth the trouble. Now, Shrek has come to me. He has made his way to my lair. He has taught me well, and now my life is forever Shreked. The image you see is the result of Shrek's invaluable pedagogy. You too, can be part of this Shrekolution.
In 1809, a man named Francis Alejandro Roland Gabon the III had an idea. Little did he know that this idea was the seed to one of the world's most important international organizations. As his idea expanded, he began to contemplate creating a secret society. All of these events were to the credit of a famed expedition led by two Syrian Explorers, whose names have faded into obscurity. The expedition blazed a crucial trail through the swamps of Northern Europe, where the intentions where to trade spices from Uzbekistan. However, the trip took a wild turn of events, as the explorers stumbled across a small hut, and outhouse in a clearing. When the explorers began to utilize the structures for their own benefit, a large, green, muscular, sensual creature descended from the heavens. He spoke heavenly words and touched their hearts with a firm grip of assurance. The Syrian explorers called this other worldly being Shrek. And so the legend began. When the explorers returned, with sufficient documentation of Shrek, they were both hung nearly 3 days after returning. They were labeled lunatics, and madmen. But Francis Alejandro Roland Gabon the III knew better. He had experienced a vision, in which Shrek performed a magical dance with a little donkey. After Gabon the III had this vision, he wrote down what he saw, and began to form the Society of Shrek (SOS). In fear that he would be killed for his visions, he kept his plans quiet, and died after inhaling to much Root Beer upon hearing a joke cracked by one of his many accomplices. It was not until 1947 that the Gabon Documents were re-discovered by Will Smith. Will Smith then took it upon him to form the same society, but under the name Shrekolution. To this day, Shrekolution has maintained an active fan base of about 69 members worldwide. By visiting the Shrekolution's, online portal, you are taking a pledge to serve one of the wold's most prestigious organizations. Below, you can see pictures from the 76th annual Shrekolution Convention in Geneva, Switzerland.
In 1809, a man named Francis Alejandro Roland Gabon the III had an idea. Little did he know that this idea was the seed to one of the world's most important international organizations. As his idea expanded, he began to contemplate creating a secret society. All of these events were to the credit of a famed expedition led by two Syrian Explorers, whose names have faded into obscurity. The expedition blazed a crucial trail through the swamps of Northern Europe, where the intentions where to trade spices from Uzbekistan. However, the trip took a wild turn of events, as the explorers stumbled across a small hut, and outhouse in a clearing. When the explorers began to utilize the structures for their own benefit, a large, green, muscular, sensual creature descended from the heavens. He spoke heavenly words and touched their hearts with a firm grip of assurance. The Syrian explorers called this other worldly being Shrek. And so the legend began. When the explorers returned, with sufficient documentation of Shrek, they were both hung nearly 3 days after returning. They were labeled lunatics, and madmen. But Francis Alejandro Roland Gabon the III knew better. He had experienced a vision, in which Shrek performed a magical dance with a little donkey. After Gabon the III had this vision, he wrote down what he saw, and began to form the Society of Shrek (SOS). In fear that he would be killed for his visions, he kept his plans quiet, and died after inhaling to much Root Beer upon hearing a joke cracked by one of his many accomplices. It was not until 1947 that the Gabon Documents were re-discovered by Will Smith. Will Smith then took it upon him to form the same society, but under the name Shrekolution. To this day, Shrekolution has maintained an active fan base of about 69 members worldwide. By visiting the Shrekolution's, online portal, you are taking a pledge to serve one of the wold's most prestigious organizations. Below, you can see pictures from the 76th annual Shrekolution Convention in Geneva, Switzerland.